THE GAYS. THEY ARE COMING D: D: D:

Dear World,

Gay people are not trying to take you over.* The queers are not going to ruin your television. Having a gay couple on a show will not alienate most of your viewers, so shut up. I'm sick to death of people saying that having a gay element to anything makes it controversial. It's like saying that the straight chick is going to make the madi gras a horrible experience. We can be in each other's cultures and not try to kill each other! Cut everyone some slack.

Love, me.

_{* Although it would be great if queers ruled the earth, because everyone would get better cocktails and excellent television.}